You can't the boys to be span millennia after millennia as goody goody gum drops!

In less than a millennia and a half, the Popes were fathering sons from one mistress after another and were involved in all manner of corruptions.

Now that this has overtaken:

http://en.people.cn/n/2015/0816/c90000-8936791.html

we hope you will generously forgiving of this abbot and his sidekicks. 

The Chinese government of course in their current zeal in uprooting corruption of any any will, unfortunately, not be too lenient with him