You can have brains. But if you will take control and use it . . . !

When you check this you wonder what is your most fitting response:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/Two-drunk-Russians-cut-off-own-ears-for-a-bet/articleshow/28648268.cms

I certainly was utterly confused at first. Then I wanted crack up laughing and then I became so sad for the the lost of their ears.